1. Barak Obama. If the real Messiah had this kind of press, the Sanhedrin wouldn’t have been able to touch him.
2. “Marley and Me”. Like this is the first movie where a dog dies (thanks, Pete!).
3. iphones: Ok, I get it; you’re cooler than me.
4. Male Enhancement Ads: They’re everywhere and just getting creepy.
5. Digital TV Changeover: I’m ready and I haven’t had cable for 10 years!